THE BOOBS OF HAZARD
Holy shit…. I never thought I could get the douche chills from watching
a porno, but that’s exactly what happened when I stared at my monitor
in disbelief as
The Boobs of Hazzard played.
I like XXX spoofs on popular movies and television shows as much as the
next bovine brotha, but this is bad. Big tittied blondes who don’t even
make the scenes interesting enough to sit around for the boring lesbian
lickin’ that not only isn’t hot, it reminds me of those chicks that
dance with each other in the club so they can get the attention of the
guys circling the dance floor…. It’s all for show and if you got these
bitches home, they wouldn’t deliver the good they were selling.
And neither does the disc.
