CLUB'S ROOM SERVICE
Cheerio! Col. Miles Wetpants here, with my loyal side kick Patumbo, and
we’re at the Sandhurst Military Academy to witness the graduation of
Prince Harry into the glorious British Army.
Queen Elizabeth II gazes on as her degenerate grandson, marches on the
parade grounds with his graduating class. He will go on to join the
Blues and Royals cavalry unit, the same unit where I began my
illustrious career some 40 years ago. We all know about Harry’s dodgy
past, mixed up in drugs and alcohol scene, reminds me of when I
enlisted, but I was more into the under-aged girl fisting scene. But I
digress, all this talk of fisting, and staring at Elizabeth’s royal ass
all day has gotten me quite randy, forcing Patumbo and I towards the
adult film shoppes of East London.
We picked up a local title,
Club's Room Service by ClubDVD. The movie is set at an English hotel, where all the staff is incredibly fit. The star of the flim is
Trinity,
the hot brunette receptionist who has no problem sucking on your bollix
for a tip. The movie then cuts to different rooms in the hotel, where
the guests and staff are all getting to know each other. In one room,
the very cute blonde maid is cleaning the bathroom, when the two guests
come in, and get right to it. The maid, trapped, has no choice but to
watch on and masturbate. In the next, an incredible lesbian scene with
a very sexy blonde and brunette. The film goes on with the staff and
customers all fucking each other.
All the scenes are very good, with a lot of oral and anal and the girls
are all very sexy. But the only downside is the plot. It gets quite
annoying as they try and act out the dialogue, and there is a lot of
slapstick humor even with sound effects. All in all there is nothing
like a hot English whoring it up to get a couple pence.
