JELLY #13
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Allo lads! Col. Miles Wetpants here, with Patumbo, my loyal pigmy
sidekick at my side, coming to you today from Durham, North Caroline at
Duke University, just here to take in the sights and sounds of an
American university Lacrosse game, and we hear Duke University has the
number one club in the country, and maybe pick up some coeds.
Seems as though that the Lacrosse game Patumbo and I have tickets to
has been canceled for some reason, I don’t know why, the weather seems
quiet agreeable. After touring the area, we found a group of young
African American ladies. These vivacious sistas got a kick out Patumbo,
and asked me “Why come dis brotha got a bone in his nose?”
I told her “My dear, where he comes from, that shit is off the chains.”
I then asked her if she knew what happened to the Lacrosse game? She
said, “Uh huh, those white boys be wild’n, they up and raped hoe!” I
see, seems like the Lacrosse team was slumming it, I can see why, look
at that ass! “La’Shonda, what are you getting into tonight, hopefully
my trousers.”
Now if you’re feel like slumming it,
Jelly #13
is your flick. This flim has 5 scenes, with 5 girls, all one on one.
Jelly is dedicated to those who enjoy a nice phatty bang’n,
badonkadonk, or junk in the trunk. These bootylicious girlz from the
hood, show off their asses at the beginning of each scene, and then cue
Kunta Kinte, for some good old fashioned slave love. The flick has some
decent oral and anal scenes, but nothing too spectacular. The camera is
just the standard 3rd person, with cheesy little interviews before each
scene.
There are extras on the DVD, but nothing really good there either.
The only saving grace to this film is
Nadia,
an extremely hot 20 year-old ebony princess. She is as cute as a
button, has a very nice plump ass and some huge, real tits. She claims
this is her first movie, but she handles her self like an old crack
hoe. Ending up with a nice facial, her scene is the only one really
worth the time. The only other scene worth the time is with
Vanessa,
a somewhat patite sista who doesn’t have much else going on except some
very sexy eyes and a great blowjob ability. The rest of the girls are
sub-par, you could find better specimens in your local welfare office.
I hope that
Jelly 1-12
were of better quality, but if you have a black ass fetish, this could
be your flick. But for the average porn viewer you may want to spend
your food stamps elsewhere.
