THE DA VINCI LOAD
Who else but the Larry Flynt and the fine folks at
Hustler would have the stones to release an adult video titled
The Da Vinci Load simultaneously against its mainstream Hollywood counterpart,
The Da Vinci Code? No one... well, maybe a few companies would pull something like this, but the whole parody angle is so in keeping with what
Hustler Magazine does, that the concept of releasing a video like this is a natural fit.
The plot, if you can call it that, goes something like this: Agents from the
Priory of Semen, including penile Dr. Nadia Saint, played by
Missy Monroe,
find out that Leonardo Da Vinci painted his Mona Lisa with his own
sperm. These keepers of the truth bang in the name of art and kill
anyone who gets in their way. Too complicated for you? Didn't think so.
Of course the sex scenes are top notch, and you get to see
Monroe,
Hailey Paige,
Tory Lane,
Frank Bukkwyd and Evan Stone all attempt to act. Who cares, though?
We're not watching something like this for the acting, are we? Well,
Tom Hanks doesn't have to worry. His job is safe.
