AMERICAN SEX IDOL
I’m kind of torn about this one; it had potential to be above average,
but unfortunately, there’s only 2 really solid scenes. My first problem
with this movie is that it’s one of those pornos that actually tries to
have its stars act, you know, scripts and all that junk? With that
aside, the opening scene with Tyce is really good, she’s hot and she’s
got talent. This is followed by a scene with
Layla Jade
and Herschel, which is pretty slow-moving and doesn’t really do much
for me. There’s a lesbian scene and the finale ends it all very well
with
Dick Smothers Jr doing some chick who I used to see in softcore movies.
If the real American Idol was anything like this, then I would surely
tune in every week. But I would highly doubt that there’s ever going to
be a season where Paula gets d.p.’ed by Randy and Simon, while Ryan
Seacrest faints at the sight of a naked woman. Here’s to hoping, until
then, there’s always
American Sex Idol.
