DADDY'S HOME
For most families, the phrase
Daddy's Home means that dinner can begin. In the world of porn, however, it means that daddy's lil girl is about to get a nice helping of cock. Shot and directed by the devilish
Martin del Toro, this five-scene flick revolves around a handful of the cutest ladies around getting punished for being bad. Of course, as is stated ad nauseam, the studs and fuckholes are NOT related in real life. They repeat, NOT related.
The movie opens with
Tiffany Taylor getting caught smoking in the living room. What is a father to do but have his daughter get on her knees? This scene is highlighted by Tiffany's proclamation that she can sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" with a cock in her mouth. She can't. But give her an A for effort.
Courtney Cummz cummz home late, and her father, Jay (who sounds like a low-grade Ah-nold) is none too happy. With a delivery the academy would love, Jay says, "You make me mad, you couldn't call me? Suck my dick." Courtney is more than willing to comply and begins to gag on his cock like the pro that she is. Apparently Daddy isn't aggressive enough, as Cummz fishhooks herself and grabs the back of her own head and slams it into his crotch, before she lets him sling it in her pooper. Gotta love a girl in charge.
The third scene stars a mustachioed
Tony Tedeschi and the always lovely
Delilah Strong. Lots of ball and ass licking in this scene. And as can be told from the dialogue (as well as her confession in the bonus scene) Delilah LOVES the dirty talk, and as a result, is called everything under the sun. Daddy and his little ray of sunshine also engage in some 69 and toe sucking, as well as a bit of choking. Delilah is one helluva trooper, and Tony and his cheesy moustache definitely put her to the test.
Hillary Scott stumbles across a butt plug/tickler/feather duster and decides that despite the odd smell, it is fit to shove in her ass. Daddy
Brett Rockman (who is tied with
Lee Stone for most crooked cock in the industry) certainly does NOT approve, telling his daughter, "You're too young for this, but you're the perfect age for this.." and proceeds to unleash his boomerang phallus. This scene is strictly oral and anal, no pussy shit. Hillary, sporting some lovely pigtails, manages to take both Brett's cock AND the toy in her dumper at the same time! What kind of father is he to be such a hypocrite? She is OBVIOUSLY old enough for that toy.
In the final scene, the delicious
Tiffany Rayne gets caught drinking beer and inserting randomly discovered anal beads in the brown-eye by her father,
Alex Sanders (sporting Eddie Vedder's hair circa 1991). He informs Tiffany that if she drinks, she'll get a beer gut. Oh, and yeah, anal beads aren't healthy either. Daddy says, "That's for whores...you wanna be a whore...because whore chicks suck cock...so start suckin'." That, people, is a positive male influence. The blonde Tiffany gives us some great gagging sounds, as does each and every girl in the movie. And as an added bonus, after all of the anal reaming and gagging, Tiffany is left with a hot runny makeup mask, a personal favorite.
As you may be able to tell, this is a top notch flick, featuring plenty of aggressive sex, hot (and often humorous) dialogue, girls spitting cum on the camera lens and licking it off, and sex of all kinds.
