TIGHT TEEN TWATS
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Okay, so long story short: I sold my soul to the devil for fame and a record contract but didn't have the foresight to see that fame doesn't last long when nobody wants to hear music from a cow/bull abortion of a being. So now I'm stuck reviewing porn and music for a living. What shitty fucking existence. But I digress.
Today's movie is
Tight Teen Twats. Something tells me these twats are anything BUT tight, and probably haven't been since these cumdumpsters were 14. At the same time, it's porn, so suspend disbelief for the sake of dropping a load, okay?
Our first young calf is
Misty Magenta, a Spanish looking broad with dyed red hair (in pigtails) and nice tiny utters. The ox in this scene is the uncut
Manuel, who eats her ass then partakes in some cowgirl, a little reverse cowgirl, and nuts in her mouth. When asked if she's done, she responds in a way you'd wish your girlfriend would: "No, I still wanna get fucked in the ass." You guessed it, they pull another one from the stable to grant her wish. And, scene.
Cover girl
Courtney Simpson is bored, and
Mark Wood gets the call to 'rectify' the situation. Mark may look a little doofy, but he sure knows what he's doing. This freckled, blonde haired little bit of veal also sports some tiny, appetizing utters,mmmmm. After getting hoofed, she suckles his cock and gets driven home. In this day and age, it's rare you cum across an anal-less scene, but this is one of them. If you're looking for humpin' in the dumper, skip this one.
Jasmine Tame flat out MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO looks like a whore, and tawks like a true New Yawker. Blonde hair, monster tits (implants if I've ever scene 'em), and schoolgirl outfit are a nice combo. She just can't wait to fuck this guy in the scene. Can't tell why though, he's a grimy motherfucker and looks like the guy who mows the lawn I graze on. Might even be him, who knows? Anyway, she gets fucked silly, spanked a lot, her ass gets abused, and she swallows like a good little slut. But she is kind of busted, and he's well, fuckin' gross, so it's not the best scene in the film.
Who's that innocent little redhead sporting the pigtails and plaid skirt? It's
Phoebe, and she's ready to give her brother's friend (never seen THAT story line before) a good time. Damn, Mark Wood really gets around. He gives this girl a good fucking, but again, no anal. Phoebe had nice rosy cheeks and puffy nipples, for you bulls who like that kind of thing, which I do. Probably the best looking girl in the flick.
Not that porn is watched for the acting, but man is the acting bad in this scene with the two Aubreys (Addams and Banks) and
Michael Stefano. But the fucking is good, complete with plenty of girl-on-girl action. But they are such ditzes, which is annoying. But they swap cum. Bottom line, the scene has it's ups and downs, but is more good than bad.
The extra aren't anything we haven't seen- couple of short interviews, and a bonus scene with
Jasse Monroe, who sucks a cock that literally looks like a cigar.
I'm gonna go eat some grass. Or smoke it. One or the other.
