CREAM MY CRACK 2
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Okay, so long story short: I sold my soul to the devil for fame and a record contract but didn't have the foresight to see that fame doesn't last long when nobody wants to hear music from a cow/bull abortion of a being. So now I'm stuck reviewing porn and music for a living. What shitty fucking existence. But I digress.
Before I'm turned into ground chuck, let me fill you in on
Cream My Crack 2 by
Red Light. The basic theme of this aptly-named flick is that every fucksocket gets the cream of the cock in her ass crack.
We "open up" with this blonde chick with nice natural utters, named
Jenni Morrison. She can ring my cowbell anytime. She gets spanked, hoofed, and ridden hard. TONS of anal in this one, sure the room smelled wonderful after the shoot. The guy cums in her ass crack...then like 4 other dicks appear out of nowhere and do the same. Nice to see the sound guy getting his due.
Amber Rayne is the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO star of this video, hands down. This is one filthy brunette. She claims to be a dirty little girl, and she isn't lying. She gets dicked HARD and her eyes do some serious watering when she is deepthroating. Amber is a girl who knows what she wants and is extremely vocal, telling her ox, "Let me lick your ass." Who wouldn't comply? What she doesn't have in titties, she sure makes up for in slutiness. Out of nowhere, a second guy comes in and they throw her on the rotisserie. No anal in this one, but she does lick cum off a plate, so that counts for something.
Time for a little Asian:
Tia Tanaka. Her face literally looks like a doll. Gets fucked by two guys. And contrary to popular belief, her vagina isn't sideways. Very hot chick, I'd squeeze some milk on her. Me rikey!
Katrina Isis, a black-haired beauty, gives all you DP lovers out there a bit of action. Still waiting for a chick's taint to rip during one of those scenes. Also, if you bulls like the fat labia, the kind that look like hamburger meat is hanging between some whore's legs, Ms. Isis is right down your alley. I could spot those shits all the way from across a meadow. Yeah meadows are gay, but I'm a fuckin' cow, ashhole. So back off!
What do you get when you put one white chick (
Alexa Lynn) and one black chick (
Shi Reeves) together with two guys? A lot of hot sex. They set up a nice finish where the guys cum on Shi's ass, but Alexa is laying underneath to collect the leftovers. "Eb-ony, and Iv-ory, fuck together in perfect har-mony."
The extra scene is this nice newcummer named Aubrey giving a blowjob audition. Very nice.
