Variations: Flesh And Fantasy
Starlets: Kimberly Kane, Angela Stone, Roxetta, Cassie Courtland, Lauren Kain, Sarah Blake
Flesh Fantasy centers around a radio show about sexual fantasies and the scenes are stories that the listeners call up with. The first scene features
Steven St. Croix as Santa and
Angela Stone as…a whore. What needs to be known about this scene is that Angela is one hell of a squirter. At least three times this calf drenches Santa in her juices. Word is that St. Croix was begging the crew for scuba gear. Not really. But it wouldn’t be insane. Santa’s little cumdumpster does a great job and turns the Claus’ place of rest into a waterbed.
The second scene is a tad bit disturbing as we’re greeting with the image of
Chris Charming (a guy, for those of you who aren’t complete degenerates and might think Chris is short for Christine) putting on a pair of red panties. Men in women’s clothing, whether it be underwear or pantyhose or whatever else you can think of is just fucking weird. I only wore thongs for 3 years, that should tell you something. Anybody know how to get rid of a sentence? I think I just outted myself. Fuck. *Slams keyboard with hoof.
In the hottest scene of the movie, in this cow’s opinion,
Cassie Courtland and
Lauren Kain are ski bunnies who decide to explore each others’ slopes with the help of Erik Everhard, whose cock looks like a pennant. Check it out sometime. Anyway, both of these calves have nice tight bodies and know what to do with them. And something tells me that the line about never being with a woman before doesn’t really apply to these sluts…I mean actresses.
Niko looks like one of those guys on the cover of a Jackie Collins novel. How do I know who that is? I’m really digging a hole for myself here. But he does, and it’s sickening because I’ll never be able to get into that kind of shape, let alone turn myself into a bull again. I hate my life. Oh, and Sarah looks pretty young, for all you pedophiles.
In the final scene, cover girl
Kimberly Kane and
Randy Spears go at it in a Chinese restaurant (insert obligatory fortune cookie/egg roll joke here).She gives me a nice sloppy blowjob, just the way I like it. How’d she know? What’s great is that the patrons don’t even seem to notice and the ones that do look, look away. I’d stand there beating my cock until it was chop meat. Guess I’m a pervert.
Bonus scene is
Aurora Snow naked on a motorcycle. No sex. I’ve seen this chick do so many crazy things and not even a blowjob? Mooooooooooo…scratch that: Boooooooooooo.
