Starlets: Gia Jordan, Riley Mason, Felon, Marli Jane, Regan Reese, Mika Tan, Lystra
Some porno flicks have that feel to them as if there is no way that could be you on that screen. “Suthern Cumfort” is no such animal. The way this was shot results in a very MOOOOOOOOOOO “real” feel. You sit there watching and it could very well be a home made sex tape. That’s not to knock the quality, but to commend the way in which the director handled things.
My demon cow instincts tell me that they went into this hoping to emulate Rob Zombie because this has a very “House of 1000 Corpses” aura to it, from the hick looks of the actors to the outfits they wear. A nice vacation from the usual “casting call” fuck flick if you ask me. Not to mention, the titles of the scenes are great. Here is a blow-by-blow for “y’all” :
“The Shitter”: Aptly named, we see Felon a black-haired beauty with tiny lil nips, in a cowboy hat, jean shorts and boots get fucked on a toilet by a redneck with a massive hog and a Bruce Lee t-shirt.
“Sewing 101”: Should be called “Sucking 101” as it is purely Marli sucking off three guys grouped in a circle. Marli sports some hot pigtails and nipple rings to go with her all-pro suckling abilities.
“Shake Your Ass Bitch”: Felon again, getting fingered and giving a BJ in the backseat of a car. Very short scene but well shot.
“Trailer Trash”: Two chicks, Marli and Regan wake up some guy sleeping in a trailer with some head. He proceeds to fuck them silly and cum on their faces.
“White Light, White Heat”: Riley Mason, made from the same mold as Felon- dark hair, jean shorts, tongue ring and insatiable sexual appetite. Gets freak on in a stairwell with a good ole boy. In a move I’m not sure I’ve seen since the Clinton administration, Riley bends over, the guy puts his head under her and hardens his tongue, and she goes and rides it like a cock. Guess we can learn something from them there Southerners after all.
“Purty Mouth”: Two Asian broads in pigtails fuck this guy with a bandana over his face. They really all do look alike.
“Deconstructing Gia”: Gia Jordan gets thrown on the rotisserie by a couple of freakishly skinny fuckers with cocks bigger then my legs. In true Southern fashion Gia gets the royal treatment on a Confederate flag. Yeeeeee Hawwwwww! Ms. Jordan gets DP’d, which counts as the only anal of the movie. Guess they’re too busy fucking their siblings to learn about the third input. After the dumper action they nut in her mouth and everyone goes home happy.
The behind the scenes is nothing special, just a bunch of random backstage footage.
