Four On The Whore
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Allo Lads! Colonel Miles Wetpants here with my loyal pigmy sidekick Pitumbo, and we are here today in the City of Angles for the biggest court drama of the year, the Paris Hilton probation violation sentencing. This odd procedure in the American legal system seems somewhat arbitrary; hundreds of adoring fans here in support of this young tart, yet they still want to throw her in the clink, what ever happened to ‘we the people,’ silly Yanks. We waited out side the courthouse to hear word of the sentence, side by side with hundreds of people who had less to do with their day than we did. As word of the sentence spread amongst the crowd, I managed to catch a glimpse of Ms. Hilton on a nearby CNN feed, and she is stunning! The judge sentenced Paris to 45 days in county jail, my only question is how can I get myself in there.
In respect to Ms. Hilton’s sentence, we picked up a DVD that will probably be similar to Paris’ first 48 hours in the pen,
Four on the Whore by
Platinum X.
Four on the Whore is exactly what it sounds like, four guys, one whore. There are four scenes, each with only one girl and four guys.
The girls all take their gang bangings in stride, as most of the guys look like they were recruited out of South Central. The girls are so-so for the most part, except
Hillary Scott, the cover girl. She is a very cute blonde with a girl next-door look to her, but has one of the worst boob job scars in the business. Another notable performance is from
Tiffany Rayne, another very cute blonde, who takes on four thugs like a champ and unlike Ms. Hilton, Tiffany knows how to suck a bloke off.
The flick is all in 3rd person, and each scene starts out with an interview, first the guys then the girl. The action is decent, and every orifice is always spoken for. The only negative in this flick is the quality of girls, its like they put more effort into finding four guys, rather than hot chicks. So remember
Platinum X, in 45 days Paris will be turned out and looking for work.
