Suze Randall's Sex On The Beach
Allo lads! Col. Miles Wetpants here, and today we’re on a bit of a pilgrimage for my old chap Patumbo, as we arrive in his native land of the Congo. Its been almost two decades since I took Patumbo in as my own, ripping him from his mothers AIDS death grip, thus gaining a trusty companion and menial worker. Patumbo has been quiet giddy since we’ve touched down, and as we approach his jungle village, the ol’ boy has never looked happier. He arrived to a hero’s welcome, the whole village came out to see how lil’ Patumbo turned out. They also received me quiet well and put me up in my own hut. As a stretched out to relax after the long journey, Pitumbo summoned me to the village square, for I left my big bag of porn there. The village seemed very quiet but thinking nothing of it, I bent down to grab my parcel. Just then I heard a rope crack, and soon enough I had been ambushed and trapped in a net. The village surrounded me as I flopped around trying to break free, nobody helping me. Patumbo came up to me, offering no help and said, “How’s it feel now motherfucker! You fucked with the wrong nigga!” He followed this statement with a stern right hook, thus knocking me out cold…
I came to, in a nearby prison hut with wooden cages and a few deputies watching over me. The only possession I was allowed was my bag of porn, due to the lack of DVD players in the village. So all I can do is look over the covers and reminisce. One of my favorite titles in the bag is
Suze Randall’s Sex on the Beach. The movie takes place in all beach cabana styled sets, with some of the hottest girls in the biz getting down. There are 5 different segments in the movie, 2 of which are three somes, 2 one on one’s and one lesbian scene. ALL of the scenes are extremely hot, with everything from blowjobs to anal. The scenes are also very well shot, mostly in the third person.
The selling point though is on the ladies, all eight of the ladies in the flick are very attractive. The winner though, by far is
Jenaveve Jolie.
This very exotic looking brunette with a great rack has been blowing up recently, and I was glad to see her in this flick. Her scene is with a bride and groom, and she plays the naughty housekeeping ladies, who’s giving them a hand on their honeymoon.
If you’re looking for a great flick, with good action and quality girls, this is the movie for you. The only criticism I have is for the lack of special features on the DVD, I could have used some bonus footage or something good. But this flick is a definite winner. Now I just has to get out of this cage…
