Chasey Reloaded
WATCH 'CHASEY RELOADED' ON DEMAND NOW! Director: James Avalon
Starlets: Chasey Lain,
Tory Lane,
Isabella Sky,
Daisy Marie,
Christina Aguchi,
Lindsey Meadows,
Savannah Stern The Bloodhound Gang wouldn't have written a song about
Chasey Lain if she wasnt something special, would they? Maybe a better question is how I know anything they ever did.
The first scene in this flick gives us a young
Lindsey Meadows, wearing an awfully slutty schoolgirl outfit and tied to a chair. This is how we all wanted Britney positioned back when she was 15 and still hot. Anywhoo, before the authorities come get me, Chasey strolls in, plays around with Lindsey and unties her. Wanna know what happens next? Ill give you a hint, they dont sit around knitting quilts.
When did
Eric Masterson become a beast? And why do I feel like hes always banging Asian broads?
There is a scene entitled
A Glass of Wine. Some chick ends up getting double teamed in a bar. Maybe it should have been called
Rohypnol.
Possibly the best scene is the one involving three lovely ladies (Chasey included) dyking it out poolside. Perhaps it was the kickass bodies on all of them. Or maybe its just the smell of chlorine. Nope, definitely the hotness. I'd pay good money to eat any of their asses after a nice trip to a Tex Mex restaurant.
Tory Lane is what I like to refer to as a timeless whore. She fits in now, and would have done so in
John Holmes prime. Some people just have that look about them. In her case, shes a classic slut. Good for her.
John West, accompanied by his muscles, fucks her silly on a fountain. This is probably only the 368th time this has happened to her, so feel privileged to watch.
The back of the case boasts
Chasey Lain is back and for the first time in more than a decade performs sex without a condom! Few things here. One, you know youve achieved MILFdom when you can be in the industry for over ten years and still look like Ms. Lane. Also, gotta wonder, did she really really care about STDs for over ten years? Was she having kids? Did she develop an allergy to all condoms? I played the scene backwards to see if it gave any clue, but I guess in hindsight that was silly seeing as there is no dialogue.