ASS JAZZ 8
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Studio: Buttman Magazine Choice
Starlets: Loona Luxx,
Monica Mattos,
Susana Scott,
Erika Martinelli,
Milene Rispoli
Much to my chagrin, I quickly learned that this was not in fact a documentary of the time that
Louis Armstrong shocked the world on national television by playing the trumpet with his asshole. Related question: Has anyone in the industry ever used the stage name
Snatchmo? If not, I’d love to copyright that right now. I swear, one of these days I’ll write one of these and not pose a stupid question.
Wearing a silver one-piece and sporting bangs as long as curtains,
Loona Luxx starts off the film by toying with a guy taped in a chair. Eventually he gets the best of her. This is assuming she doesn’t have anything to offer of more value than her genitalia.
The rest of the film contains pretty run of the mill young ladies, mostly Spanish-looking, and likely all with suppressed childhood memories. Oh, and there’s a scene where the guy comes on some chick’s high heel and another girl eats it, for you foot weirdos out there.
