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Monica Mayhem: MILF Trainer

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Studio: Hustler

Starlets: Monica Mayhem, Veronica Vaughn, Crystal Rayne, Jaylyn Rose

The cover of this fine production tells us that "Monica and her team of sex crazed MILFS are ready to show you how it's done!" and that "With experience cums great fuck-a-bility!" Well, then maybe we're in for a treat.

Blonde Monica Mayhem starts us off by jerking a cock through a curtain. Not exactly what I was expecting. She describes the best way she likes to give service, because she wants to train all the MILFs out there...or something like that. Not to leave out part of the lesson, Monica shows us how to get titty-fucked. Now you too can impress everyone at your next family gathering! The scene ends with a big load dumped onto Monica's pink tongue. Don't you wish more things ended that way?

Next up, blonde Crystal Rayne is getting her throat stuffed with some caaaaaaaak. This hot MILF isn't one to neglect the ballbag as she's having a toot, and her gentleman friend seems to enjoy her attentions. Before ya know it, she's being fucked from below in her lingerie, and a whole shitload of positions are explored. Boing! Boing! Boing! Just look at that fleshy ass of hers bob up and down. She's rewarded for her efforts with a glob of cum right smack into her gob. Wait a minute...what the hell is wrong with her blobby nose? Maybe it's some sort of tribute to the late, great Karl Malden. God bless.

Monica is back in the next scene, and she's going to town on the cock of a guy who looks like the end result of a medical experiment that combined the DNA of Norm MacDonald and Max Schreck in his role in "Nosferatu". I'm just sayin'. Silent film horror villains aside, ol' Monica takes us through all the steps of a good fucking. How thoughtful of her! After being fucked from nearly every conceiveable position, she finishes with a batch of ball-goo dripping from her chin. Hardly surprising.

Auburn haired Jaylyn Rose loves seeing herself sucking the cock so much that she's got a mirror with a hole in it around her friend's shaft and she gobble-gobbles. This spunky MILF has some ample tittage that florples around pleasingly as her box takes a pounding. She's not afraid to hop on top and take matters into her own cunt, either, and by the end of the scene she's got a gullet full of jizz.

Veronica Vaughn is a tired looking blonde woman who looks like she's spent one weekend too many driving the kids to soccer. At one time she would've been described as good looking, although no later than the pleistocene epoch. Picture a chubby Linda McCarney about a month after cancer took her from her gimp-fucker of a husband and you'll have some idea of what this woman looks like.

To make matters worse, I really didn't need to see her "friend's" melted-taffylike bag a-danglin' from below. For the record, let me say that I'm not enjoying this scene.

Overall, this is another quality production from Hustler, and if you're into MILFs, you're sure to get your money's worth and fill a tissue or two.

DVD Extras include Hustler trailers, a Photo Slide Show, and some behind the scenes footage.


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