The FantASStic Whores 4 - Bam Goes Gina
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Studio: Gina Lynn Productions
Starlets: Gina Lynn, Brooke Lynn, Eva Ellington, Kara Novak, Lily Anna, Stephanie Sage
The Guys: Bam Margera, Brandon Novak
Just what you always wanted to see: a porno with Bam Margera. Ok terrific.
The cover of this dvd boasts that it's "packed with Bam and his crew playing paintball and skate boarding in action packed sex scenes. Gina Lynn shows her tennis skills while Eva Ellington drives the golf ball to explosion. Novak gets a BJ while getting shot by paintballs and lots of other crazy shit goes on! A MUST SEE, CAUSE WITH THESE CRAZY FUCKS ANYTHING" and then it just ends there. That ares sum good writin'!
Brunette Stephanie Sage starts us out, strolling along a cold Atlantic City beach. After 4 minutes of pointless walking, out comes some dude and up they head to a hotel room. A little kissing in the hallway happens, and soon they're on the bed, naked and he's getting sucked.
A bit of 69 action later, and she's ready to hop on top in a reverse cowgirl. What a goer!
The guy slaps that ass, and fingers her poop chute.
It's nice to see the two young folks getting along so well after just meeting!
I guess a finger in the ass wasn't enough for this fella, because in a short while he's plowing her bottom doggy style, without a condom. He dumps his wad in her shit hole, and we get to see it come a-dribblin' out.
Now THAT'S class!
Blonde porn queen Gina Lynn is up next, getting a tennis lesson. The instructor tells her that he knows she's good with balls. Ha and ha.
Get it?
Up to the room they go! She sucks him, he eats her box, and he fucks her like the whore that she is. I say that, of course, with all due respect.
They flip this a-way, and turn that a-way, never stopping the action. I think she likes it, because she can't stop saying, "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Her reward for all that enthusiasm? A mouthful of goo from some bald guy.
Dark haired nymph Eva Ellington is up for some sport. She's practicing her golf swing. Luckily for her, there's an instructor there who is more than happy to give her a few tips...and a pink one in particular. See what I did there?
Shoot me.
She bobs up and down on his uncut savage cock, as he talks the whole time. One nice touch is the fact that he leaves his filthy golf glove on as he gives her ass a good pounding.
Now THAT'S dedication to the game!
They fuck on a bench, trading positions every so often, and in a short time he's squirting a milky mess all over her luscious ta-tas.
If you had any fear that there would be no skate boarding in this porno, it was unfounded. Yes, skating DOES occur. Some of it by a naked dude, Brandon Novak.
Well, he wasn't TOTALLY naked.
He wore shoes and a helmet.
Awwwww! Brandon gets "hurt" while skating, but luckily two blondes, including Gina Lynn, come to his rescue. They start with a cock massage, using both hands and a mouth, then Gina takes him away for treatment.
Lucky boy.
Meanwhile, the other blonde gets taken from behind right as skating continues to go on in front of them. It seems that the guy was having himself a good time, because he practically blows her face off with his load. Serves her right for distracting him away from his skate boarding!
In the next scene, the "injured" fella gets his cock sucked by yet another hot blonde, while paintball fighting goes on in the background.
Who wrote this fucking movie?
Finally, Kara Novak writhes around on a bed as she gets her pussy licked by some bandana wearing douche. A blonde shows up and sticks a finger in here and there, but is mainly a distraction as Kara gets her clump abused by bandana boy.
Ok. It's over.
Running Time - 2:03:46, plus extras, which include a photo gallery and cumshot recap.
The entire production was shot in 16x9 anamorphic widescreen HD and looks pretty good...but the sound sucks a fat diseased cock...and not in a good way.
I give it 3 out of 5 stars, which ain't too shabby, I suppose.
The skating scenes are pointless, but what else are you going to do with those guys when featuring them in a porno?
