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Date Added: 10/06/2002
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JASON X

I love horror films... Well I USED to really love horror films when I was in high school. I don't know; something about watching some really cute chick get dismembered with a fishing pole just gave me a boner...probably because none of them would date me... Trust me ladies, you SHOULDN'T have dated me in high school if you knew what was good for you...but I digress.

Jason Voorhees has been knifed, shot, drowned, hanged, beat up, chopped up, and blown up...and not in that order. So, what's the NEXT most logical conclusion for the behemoth from Crystal Lake? Send him into space, of course!

JASON X takes the franchise 300 years into the future, aboard a government research vessel which just happens to land in the vicinity of Crystal Lake, and just happens to stumble upon a cryongenically frozen Jason...and some poor young female doctor who was responsible for deep-freezing his ass 300 years prior. Anyway, fast-forward about ten minutes, thaw out Jason, leave him unattended in a room with some sharp shit, and chaos ensues...increase body count by about a dozen, and viola! You have another Friday the 13th film.

JASON X does however, boast some pretty wild digital effects, especially those that morph Jason in the half-lunatic, half-cyborg Uber Jason at the end of the film...who's twice as strong as just as nuts. A must for any fan of the hockey-masked psychopath.


















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