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LIQUID SEX
The first thing you see when you look at this DVD is Tanya Hansen in: LIQUID SEX. Now if you're anything like me, the first thing you said to yourself after seeing that is "Who the fuck is Tanya Hansen?"...Well, I don't fucking know...and then upon further inspection of the box, you ask yourself "What the fuck is up with her boobs?" ... Well, the're fake.
Then, this one really gets weird...and by "weird", I mean "fucking boring". This is one of those porno flicks that has the two WORST things a porno movie can have:
1) A plot
2) Classical music and candle light
This is the movie you want to get if you're trying to introduce your prudish girlfriend to smut, and she's squeamish about watching videotaped sex. If you're buying a porno for any other reason (the most common of which being so you can beat off all over yourself in your room), you should stay far away from this one.
However, Tanya Hansen, whoever she is, is cute...so despite all the cheesy music and candle light, this movie DOES feature a really hot chick with big cans getting pounded.
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