ANAL MADNESS 2
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce my new absolute favorite adult video company - ROSEBUD VIDEO.
Where are they finding all of this hot young ass willing to take double doses of man-meat in the backdoor?... and more importantly, where do they live?...and even MORE importantly, do you think they're succeptible to head trauma? I need a date for this party over the weekend.
First off, I have to say something I've said a million times before: Pornos with plots SUCK. They suck hard. Why? Porn stars can't act, that's why...so watching people that CAN NOT act deliver shitty dialogue before they get naked and ass-ream one another is not my idea of a quality porno.
Here's how you direct a porno movie:
Director: OK, Everyone quiet on the set... Lights, roll sound, and cue shovel!
(clank of shovel on female skull)
Director: OK, now cue ass-fucking!
(wait about fifteen minutes)
Director: And cut! Someone get her a towel and mop up that stool-filled blood on the floor...then get her a sedative when she starts to cry.
That, my friends, is how you direct a porno...and subsequently get locked up for about twelve to fifteen years.
If that's not entirely your cup of tea and you'd like something a bit more subdued, you might want to check out
ANAL MADNESS 2
