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LESBIAN DILDO PARTY SERIES
With all the benefits DVD porn has to offer, I have to wonder why Pleasure Productions took advantage of none of them. I mean, I hope you'll agree with me that the screen selection screen of a porno is highly important if not THE most important feature on a DVD porno. I like to see all the chicks getting it on and then decide which one I feel like pulling the pud to. Lesbian Dildo Party's biggest mistake was putting shitty thumbnails for four hours worth of porno on one scene selection page instead of full motion video on a couple of screens.
As far as quality goes, there's really not much I can say. It's quite obvious that the majority of the scenes were filmed sometime circa 1987, with a few exceptions. As far as porno goes there's no way I can catch a hard-on looking at a chick that looks like David Bowie from "Labyrinth." However, on the semi-positive side of the spectrum, all the girls in this series are definitely the "girl next door" types. If you're looking for Jenna Jameson or Gauge, don't buy these! I'm the kinda guy that doesn't mind a little ass mass or if the girls are a little thick in the thigh. I'm not talking 170 pounds here, just not your average porno chicks with huge fake boobs, a perfect tan and bleached blond hair. If these girls dance also, you know they're working the day shift. Got me?
As far as the scenes go, you'll probably be bored quickly. It's really just your plain old everyday average at best lesbian scenes with dildos. On most of the DVD's the last 3 or 4 scenes are solo scenes which I guess mix things up a little. One honorable mention was a scene involving a strap-on where the fake dick actually "cums" at the end in a tsunami like facial.
All in all the Lesbian Dildo Party series really isn't worth it at all. But if you get 'em for free like I did, you may as well squeeze out a few protein bombs or so. Out of a possible 5 sticky crumpled tissues, I give the LDP series 2.
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