SATISFACTION
I've asked this question before, and I'll ask it again...
Who the F is Tanya Hansen?...and moreover,
Why is it such big deal to have her in a porno movie?
Well, I did a few ounces of research, and after laughing hysterically at
The Bio on her official website, I realized that she's a reasonably hot chick from Norway with enormous fake knockers who has been in a bunch of high-profile porno mags, and is trying to be another Jenna (or I would assume so from looking at how she's promoted in these videos).
I guess what she's trying to do is "class up" these adult features, by appearing in movies with storylines (loaded with crappy dialogue, of course), and appealing to a high-brow porno audience. To be honest, if there IS a high-brow porno audience, I'm NOT part of it, and probably never will be. I'm not interested in having my porno classed up, and I don't want more storylines added to my smut. I want to see cute chicks getting banged nineteen different ways, and I don't really give two shits about hearing them read dialogue...especially horrible dialogue. Does that make me insensitive? I don't F-ing care. It's a porno, folks.
With that said, however, she still sucks and fucks like a champion...albeit a Norwegian champion.
