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GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun. These dudes are just asking for it. The cover of this CD is fucking classic. 4 dudes, all of them on a different planet. Lets start shallow and judge them on their looks, then we'll tear into their music. We've got one dude dressed all in white, he looks like a lost pizza delivery guy. Yeah dude, you made one too many lefts. Ok, I assume this cocky fuck is the singer, he's on some Michael Jagosz LA Guns fantasy and he sings exactly like Paul Stanley except worse. Ok, standing next to Mark Slaughter is a dude with a sick swazi armband. This hack looks like a gay dominatrix you'd find in the back of the Village Voice. I think he's holding a whip. I'm not scared. And finally we've got some ballgag who must jerk off to the Lords of Chaos book. These dudes are playing a serious game of "which one of these is not like the other". Oh boy, I just noticed underneath this slab of genius is 4 close ups of the dudes in the band. I gotta run to Kinko's and blow this up to put on my wall.The guy who looked like the lost Domino's delivery guy looks like a figure skater now. Wow. And your boy from Lords of Chaos, Euronymous or whatever his name is, has a sick mustache. So this whole time as I've been destroying their look, I've been rocking out to the disc. Its absolutely awful. Total NJ rehearsal room rock. Its all pose, no real emotion. The same rock chords and chord progressions I heard Robert Johnson play in the 1930's. I'm sorry guys but you gotta give me something to work with here. This is just lame. I give them credit, like I do all bands, for writing and recording their own original music, and I hope they're having fun doing this but theres no need for this band to have a CD out. I'm sorry. Get back to me when you're doing something that matters.
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