MR. BIGG: WHITE DIAMONDS
Let it be known that Mr. Bigg isn't a racist. In his latest outing,
Mr Bigg: White Diamonds, our well-hung hero (ok, 'hero' is stretching it...how's about 'this black guy with a fourteen-inch dick'..better?) invades a whole slew of tender young white chicks with his big black meat sword.
If this were a National Geographic movie, you'd be looking at a lion tearing apart a bunch of gazelles; That's how mis-matched these white chicks are against Mr. Bigg.
I swear, I don't know how he does it. First of all, this guy looks like a convict; he's covered in a doo-rag and what look like prison tattoos. Second, he's banging some really cute white chicks...I mean, shit...we KNOW that girls get paid for these things, but why are all the hotties flocking toward Mr. Bigg?
Wait a minute... it's the dick, isn't it?
Shame on me for being born white and medium-sized. Oh well.
Throughout
Mr Bigg: white Diamonds, these white girls get impaled with the Botswana Baloney to the point where their entrails almost shoot out their noses. A few times, it looks like it almost happens, too.
