SPLASHED
Mermaids? Bullshit. Hot chicks climbing onto the boat of a few young Australian guys on a fishing trip? Serious bullshit. For the sake of this review though, I'll suspend disbelief.
Obviously, the folks at Pleasure Productions didn't want to spring for mermaid costumes when they made a movie about mermaids secuding some young fishermen. If that's the case, then why not make it a movie about two lonely bisexual chicks who got caught in the rough Australian undertow and had to get rescued by these three strapping fellas? No? Well shit, it makes a hell of a lot more sense that mermaids with no fish tails on 'em.
With that said,
SPLASHED is one of the better movies I've seen where Tanya Hansen makes an appeance. Normally I can't stand her videos, but this one wastes little time getting to the action...and...she takes it in the keyster on top of a waverunner...which is nice.
Someone has got to advice Ms. Hansen on her silicone intake though; Those fake tits of hers are looking extra-fake these days, and they're really beginning to look out of place. She's cute, but those tits could stand to have a little air let out of 'em.
Getting back to the movie, there's some pretty outstanding screwing going on in
SPLASHED, especially when this cute brunette 'mermaid' (yeah, right) gets double-penetrated poolside.
Outstanding work, fellas. Next time, spring for the fins or change the storyline.
