WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

Gorilla love RAMONES. Gorilla cry when Joey and Dee Dee die. Gorilla cry more when hearing bands murdering Ramones classics. When Gorilla die, Gorilla hope no one tries to make "Good-bye Gorilla" t-shirt and make money from dead Gorilla. Gorilla thinks this is nice to pay respect to Ramones but Gorilla would rather hear original songs. Gorilla fucked Deborah Harry once in CBGB bathroom. Gorilla think some of these versions are really bad. All bands sound like they are reading lyrics for first time. Gorilla laugh and cough up license plate when hearing U2 covering "Beat On The Brat". Gorilla surprised, KISS doing "Do You Remember Rock N' Roll Radio?" isn't half bad. Gorilla hates smell of rotten banana. Gorilla wishes Gorilla had rotten orange and got rich from discovering penicillin. Gorilla would freeze Joey and Dee Dee and bring them back later for big show. Gorilla likes liner notes written by Stephen King. Gorilla likes to look at pictures in CD booklet instead of listening to music on CD. Gorilla don't know how Ramones play together for so long when they all hated each other. When Gorilla hates someone, Gorilla slams cage door on hand.

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