MR. BIGG and HIS BITCHES 3
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I am often asked if I am a white sperm cell, or a black sperm cell. I, myself, being a cell who likes his secrets, tend to not give a direct answer. I will say this, I am very long and I have no job. On the other hand, I drink martinis and I vote. So, it can really go either way. This brings us to today’s review,
Mr. Bigg and his Bitches 3 . His bitches being Nefertiti, Mary Jane, Lolly, Isis Love and of course Lil Asss.
This movie opens with Mr. Bigg on his way to meet one of his bitches and continues from bitch to bitch. With the story out of the way, let me say that there is just something wrong with a porno based around this guy and his huge dick. I can really care less actually. I watch porn for the bitches; I don’t care about the guys. I think this is the case for most of us, yet Bigg acts like he is a star. He winks at the camera for god sakes. A prime example of why this bugs me is in the first scene, where we see a three-way with Bigg, Mary Jane and Lolly. Call me crazy, but I like to see chicks fucking each other. It gets me going. No, not in a Bigg porno, he’s the star here. All we get in two seconds of clit licking, then its back to big and his penis. Don’t get me wrong, his dick looks like one of those huge bullets of salami that’s been left out in the sun too long and has gone black, I just don’t care. This DVD also has a “pop shot “feature, which is odd because Bigg cums like a dripping faucet. I have a theory on this though. The longer the dick, the shorter the cum shot. You wouldn’t ask a man who just climbed Everest to break a long jumping record would you? That’s right; you wouldn’t, so leave my sperm brothers alone!
All this said, I would like to point out that I love the fudge, and the bitches in this are hot as hell. Lil Asss is what Bigg calls “a gangsta look good bitch “. She gets fucked in a swing, which is kind of interesting. Nefertiti has that fine round ass that we know and love in black women and Isis Love could win a pussy beauty pageant. I have to assume the director; Eddie James must have met Bigg in jail, where they fell in love, because he seems to care about his dick the most. That wasn’t racist, Bigg has jail tats. To sum up, if you do care about some guys big dick, or you love black women as much as I do then by all means pick this one up. If not, discard Bigg in your mind as just another gangsta with thug life tattooed on his belly. I give Mr. Bigg and his bitches 3, 2 out of 5 erotic massages with cheap oils that gives her a rash. The girls saved this from getting a 1.
