OVER THE KNEE
Spank me...I’ve been bad. Well, somebody should spank
OVER THE KNEE , because this movie was bad. I have never thought of a situation where I wanted to return free porn. Yeah, this one has lots of spanking, but that’s it. Don’t get me wrong, I like the rough stuff as much as the next guy, but this movie has nothing but spanking. NOTHING. I have never gone this long without seeing a pussy in my life, ever. Sure, the asses get nice and red, but that just doesn’t do it for me the way it does some of you. I had no father to spank me and make me a sick bastard. The closest we sperm cells come to punishment is getting shot up an ass. It smells in there, and there is just nowhere to go except into more smelly places, sort of like New Jersey. I mean, I’ll give an ass slap when I am ass spelunking somebody’s mother/daughter, but over the knee spanking just isn’t sex for me.
Director Rick Savage puts “photographer” Robin together with Mistress Sage Winters, Diane Cannon and Tracy Christiansen for this dose of punishment. First off, robin is so mousy and stupid, you really cant wait for her to get her ass kicked in this thing. The Mistress uses the fakest English accent ever, that with her age makes her come off as Mary Poppins with a fox attitude. As far as Tracy and Diane are concerned, I wish someone had thought to gag these two. They wouldn’t shut up. The most daring act in this pile of turd is when the mistress breaks out a pussy clamp for a brief second, before and after that its just tame spanking, partial nudity and lots of talking. Who ever heard of a nudity optional porno? What is the world coming to? First, its nudity optional porn, next, it will be a crime to pay dentists to let you feel up sleeping female patients. Thanks Doctor Goldstein!
To sum this up, this flick isn’t rough at all. It’s actually really lame and boring. There is actually a story, which is almost always a problem in porn. Mistress Winters lets robin take control of Cannon and Christiansen, and the student becomes the teacher. Maybe I’m wrong, but a spanking porno is really no place for the Kurosowa master/student dynamic. There is an over all lesson here though. Parents, when you spank your kids, you may just be turning them on.
OVER THE KNEE, I give you ½ a red ass print on an annoying woman’s ass. I think director Rick Savage just wanted to make a movie where he could showcase crack addicts. Maybe I wouldn't have been so harsh on this title if it had simply been called CRACK ADDICTS. At least I would have known what I was getting into.
(Not that I would EVER disagree with a sperm cell when it comes to pornography, but there's OBVIOUSLY a market for this kind of material because Outlaw Productions made OVER A DOZEN 'OVER THE KNEE' VIDEOS...so somebody's buying this stuff. Yeah, sure...not you. No, never. Uh huh)
