GANG BANGING WHORES 9 and 10
Maybe I wasn’t the right moose to review these pump and dumps. For me, gang bang flicks have way too much dick and not enough chick. In this particular case, there was also a preponderance of pimply hairy man ass and that just didn’t do it for me. I didn’t even watch all of
GANG BANGING WHORES 9 and after reflecting on the boredom and man ass combo, I decided not to bother with cracking the plastic on
GANG BANGING WHORES 10. The women were low rent, but the mostly-hideous guys made them look somewhat better . One chick had a nasty tuberculosis cough which I thought should have been fixed in post production. Later, I learned that the director wanted to do just that but Industrial Light and Magic was busy and he couldn’t push his release date ahead any longer.
(Nothing like moose sarcasm, I tells ya) Damn the luck. The best looking gang banging whore was saved for last, of course, but just when I was focusing on her big boobies and cleanly-mowed twat, a close up shot reveals that this bitch must be shooting heroin straight into her face. Jesus Christ… could somebody spend a nickel on some spackle and spare us the horror?
The only redeeming stretch of this friction fest is a gang bang from black guys save one honky. The black guys were cuttin’ up a few decent one liners which were worth straining to hear. One of my faves was when wonder bread was bangin’ away and a brother says, “Get weird Al outta there and get my homeboy up in that”. Classic. The black guys made it fun while being the most merciless when it came to severely pounding the pussy. These skanks really earned their drug money on this gem.
If you’re into gang bang movies I’m sure you can do much better than
Gang Banging Whores 9 and 10. I can't imagine who the dateless punk was that bought
volumes 1 through 8.
Too often I found myself screaming, “somebody blow a load and end it already”, but these sedated drones kept drilling for oil with their limp bits and dim wits.
