Danni's Jiggly FFantasy Boobs
Anyone who can think of a reason NOT to own a set of big fake tits molded from
Danni Ashe's actual boobs, please raise your hand.
...waiting...
...WAITING...
No one? Good. Didn't think so. You see, while you might not realize it, there are hundreds of uses for a nice set of big rubber tits. Of course, I'm not going to go into all of them right now, but I could certainly name a few:
1. If you're a guy who's toying with the idea of a sex change, this is a cost-effective way to determine if a big set of knockers would look good on you.
2. Let's say you're in a relationship with a gal who just doesn't measure up in the boobie department. Well, you keep these babies stowed in a secret hiding place, and when you feel the need, you haul 'em out and go in for a grab or a nuzzle.
3. Just think of all the fun you could have at parites with a set of these puppies, a bottle of ketchup, and an axe. Oh, the mayhem you'd cause by stumbling around drunk with a bloody set of tits and an axe would indeed be priceless.
I could list several more, but I don't really think you need any more persuading. Your mind's made up; I know it is. Personally, I want these just to hang above the fireplace. Some guys hang stuffed moose heads or stuffed deer heads from hunting trips. Nope, not me. Steve's mantle will be adorned with a big set of rubber tits...and maybe a few rubber dicks for good measure...but strictly for the sake of decoration.
What? Me? Use a rubber dick? Oh come now, that's just silly.
