MR. BIGG: WHITE DIAMONDS 2
Hallo my fellow flagella-flailing-friends! We have come to yet another time where I shall be looking at a piece of self-indulgent, smutty video greatness, featuring someone who likes looking into the camera and talking during sex WAY more often than any walking upright, fully-developed personage should be... That is correct, childrens... I am talking about
MR. BIGG.
This "Fuggero du la Mutter" as I like to call him, or "Motherfucker" for all you less-cultered multi-celled persons, spends too much of his time staring into the camera, talking about his enormous manliness (or Penis... or 'sperm launcher') than any of us need be subjected to.
...and when I use the terminage "Motherfucker"... I mean this in the MOST literal sense. The first caucasian beauty
MR. BIGG throws his beef stick into appears to be a mother...stretch marks on belly, boobs, etc... All the indications that she has at one point (or several points) spit out a little personage.
Considering that
MR. BIGG is covered with jail tattoos and likes speaking about his meat hammer way too often, he does manage to get some nice-looking female-persuaded multi-celled female persons to wrangle with. Now we're not talking about 10's here...maybe not even 8's .... but he's definitely getting his share of sixes and sevens when it comes to the creamy white goddesses he's mounting. Here's a list of the girls Bigg snagged for this epic:
Brooke
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Katrina
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Kelli Tyler
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Melanie Jagger
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Shayna
Should ANY of these names mean anything to you? Only if one of them is your mother, sister, aunt, or grandmother. Otherwise, listing their names isn't going to do much to jog your memory.
So there you have it, my friends. If you want to look at a black multi-celled fella covered in jail tattoos toss his beefy black balogna into some creamy white lovelies, Check out
MR. BIGG: WHITE DIAMONDS 2. If not, well then you can wiggle off to the next review with yours truly and see if that tickles your flagella.
