NAUGHTY NIGHTS 5

I've said it a million times before, and I'll say the same for Naughty Nights 5: Porno Plots suck. How bad do they suck? They suck SO hard, that they force me to fast-forward through any of the non-fucking to get to the actual fucking.

For instance, here's the description we get on the box for Naughty Nights 5:
Gina Lynn takes Rick from one of his college basketball games anticipating that his cock is as big as his hands!

What? When did this shit happen? All I saw was Gina Lynn get banged by some tattooed white guy on a cheesy couch (like the one I had in my apartment in college). Fast-Forwarding at its best, friends.... Let's continue, shall we?

Kiana wants to prove that she can take whatever John dishes out, and to his surprise she handled it all and more including a super ANAL!

(OK, this one I'll give 'em because this chick, Kiana, looks like she's about to cry when she starts taking it up the dumper from this knuckle dragger. This scene alone is worth the price of admission)

Travis gets a surprise when he walks in catching Gina and Jenna waxing his new motorcycle with their naked asses. He can't help but to jump in and rev up their engines producing enough wax to finish the job!

(definitely one of the better threesomes I've seen, and this Travis guy is in almost EVERY Gina Lynn movie I've ever been sent. My Spider-sense tells me there's some slight connection there, perhaps?

Weightlifting hottie, Kris likes to sling dicks around like dumbells. She takes 2 dicks and a toy in her ass...this ANAL is not to be missed! Talk about reflexes and great facials, too!

(for the first time in a LONG time, we have a porno video that gets BETTER as it goes on. Don't bust your nut too early on this one, fellas...save it for these scenes. Jesus, I'm giving masturbation advice? Oh hell... do whatever you want. Who gives a shit what I think?)

Finally, what do you do with a dirty slut (This would be Shannon)who shows up on the set begging to let her show us that she'll do anything to be on camera. Suddenly there are 2 cocks in her mouth, then her ass, then her mouth again!

They saved the best for last, honestly. This chick is such a filthy, nasty beast (but in a GOOD way), that you'll be rewinding this one over and over just to watch her go ass-to-mouth with two guys. Sooooooo filthy.

If your penis could actually say "Thanks, man" it would ...if you pick up a copy of Naughty Nights 5