EYE OF DESIRE
You want to have an interesting experince while watching a porno? Of course, we all do... and I'm not talking strictly about the kind where your pants come off, you whip out Mr. Happy, and you start rubbin'...
Take for instance,
Eye Of Desire, starring our new favorite Pleasure Productions contract gal,
Krystal Steal. I mean, it's a given that there's going to be hot ass all over the place, and that the sex is going to be seriously above-par (even though Krystal doesn't do anal...party pooper).
Let's just take a second to examine the list of fine ass inhabiting this fuck-flick:
Aria
Gina Lynn
Jasmine Lynn
...and of course
Krystal Steal
Hot ass all around, no doubt.
The audio, however... well, it's standard porno audio, so what I suggest is the following:
Grab yourself a cheesy-80's hair metal CD like, oh... I dunno
All Systems Go by the VINNIE VINCENT INVASION, and crank that while the porno flick rolls. Talk about surreal. THAT, folks... is surreal.
Actually, one scene in particular where this small-tittled little red-headed was getting railed up the dumper by some knucklehead sync'd up perfectly with the music so that you might actually think that the two humpers were part of one a Vinnie Vincent Video.
The only thing I wish they would have done with
Eye Of Desire, is the same thing I wish all porn videos would do, and that's this: cut down on the amount of time that these scantily-clad stripper-lookin chicks are walking around in platform heels and spewing out shitty dialogue. You're not legitimizing anything by having these chicks speak, fellas (not that you were trying to). I can say, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that if I see crappy video, and a chick wearing a miniskirt and platform heels, nine times out of ten, that chick's getting nailed in a few minutes. I'm only suggesting that we shave off that "few minutes" and get right to the screwing...which in
Eye Of Desire, is top-notch...despite the fact that
Krystal Steal doesn't do anal. We'll work on that though. Won't we?
Please?
