SWEET 101
Whenever adult movies bill themselves as being "funny", you can be damn sure they're not. I know I'm a fish, and you might think that my sense of humor isn't as sharp as yours might be, but when it comes to porno... I know what's funny and what's not funny.
SWEET 101, my walking-upright comrades, isn't funny.
That's OK though, because
SWEET 101 is a porno movie...and by their very nature, porno flicks aren't supposed to elicit laughter. Laughter and boners never mix; I don't care if you're a human, haddock, sturgeon or salmon.
SWEET 101 follows the sexual exploits of nine hotel guests, and one bellhop working the night shift. I know, I know...you can just SMELL the 'zany', can't you?
Before you see any sex, you have to struggle through a lot of dialogue and poor acting in
SWEET 101, which is par for the course for a lot of the
Digital Playground flicks, but when the nudity and sex DO begin, they're above par.
The girls in this flick are much cuter than your average haddock, and most of them could suck the scales right off a sea bass. In fact, most of the chicks in this flick (Fiath Adams, Aurora Snow, April, Ann Marie among others) would qualify as 'dirty little herring'...if they were hanging out in my end of the stream.
My only wish is that they'd shut up. Stupid dialogue during a porno kills your boner, whether it's a human boner or a fish boner. That is, however, why God invented the fast-forward button.
