OLD TIME EROTICA

Your granny was bangin'...and now I have proof.

Of all the things people throw into the river you wouldn't think that they would choose to part with their old-school smut...and I DO mean OLD SCHOOL.

Old Time Erotica is just like the old stag films you used to hear about when you were a guppy. The camera hadn't even been in existence for that long, and already people had figured out porno. Hell, if I could bring a camera down here into the river, I'd make my own porno...of course that would require me to swim upstream...and then that would require my dick not banging all over the fucking rocks...but that's another story entirely...

The women are chubby and the bush is ratty-lookin'. There are far too many layers of clothing to be disposed of, but once they're off, you realize that man, woman, and fish...all find whacked out ways to screw...and sometimes they filmed it.