EROTICA FROM THE PAST
Seriously, gimme a minute. Lemme just freeze-frame this one shot of this dumpy old clerk gettin' banged...Yeah. Behind her...in the big fish tank...MOM!!! MOM!! Oh my GOD it's my MOM!!!! AND SHE'S GETTING BANGED TOO!!! JESUS, WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST SALMON?!? We're so very tasty and delicious...and now you FUCK us!?!? All these years, I thought my mother drowned when she caught her oversized labia on a rock while waiting to mate.
Oh God, I can't watch this anymore.
...but if you can...be my guest
