SUPERSTARS OF PORN: SYLVIA SAINT Part 2
Holy Majoley! I haven't been this excited about porno chick collection since... well, since the last collection of porno chick smut floated my way about a month ago.
Sylvia Saint, an import from the Czech Republic, has had more love snot blown on her than most hand towels at your local cheesy motel.
Also, you have to keep in mind that most of the smut I see is generally stuff that floats downstream into my little neck of the woods, so the quality of smut that I get isn't usually suberb. In this case though, I tend to believe a gay guy was tossing out his smut into the river...because no straight guy (be he salmon or human) would DARE throw
this DVD away.
The instant you get this disc in-hand, you're going to want to get it into your DVD player and quickly make sure your meat sword is in the other hand. If you have roommates, this could make for an awkward situation, so do make sure that you're alone...simply because you don't want anyone walking in on you during this whack-fest. They might want to join in after seeing this piece of non-scaly ass.
Slyvia Saint's only shortcoming is that her speech will kill anything resembling a boner you might develop. I swear, she launched into a few sentences of broken English, and I was PRAYING for some redneck's hook to land in my mouth. The directors of these various scenes do a really good job of making sure her mouth is full ...or moaning... for the duration of a scene.
Besides, that's why God made fast-forward buttons...and ball-gags.
