MADDEN NFL 2004
Another August,
another Madden. Like clockwork, EA Tiburon cranks out a new version of the bar-none best football sim ever. The hook this year is the "Playmaker" feature, giving you complete control over just about EVERYTHING on the field. As a QB, you can direct your receivers to gaps in pass coverage. As a RB, you can control your blockers to give you a better lane to run the ball. Mind you this isn’t as easy as it sounds. Half the time my blockers fall like a retarded boy on a stair master, but hey I’m controlling those retarded boys...and I'm broccoli, so how hard could this be?
In other news, you can not only start a franchise, you can control ticket prices, concession stand prices, parking, hell you can even threaten to move the team to another city. You can even hire your own coaching staff. I hear you even have to interview Dennis Green so the league doesn’t fine you for discrimination (womp womp womp).
If you need a fucking vegetable to tell you to buy Madden, umm……I’m sure
George Plimpton’s Cricket Simulator 2004 would be more your speed. If you have even the slightest bit of testosterone in that shriveled body, go buy this game. NOW!
