INDIANA JONES and THE EMPEROR'S TOMB
Games like this make me want to smash my PS2 with a fucking axe. Oh wait…here’s one!
*SMASH*
Ahh, that feels better. This is what happens when you license cool characters to video game companies. ENTER THE MATRIX? Crap. THE HULK? They're the fucking Brussels Sprouts (take it from me, they’re the Backstreet Boys of the vegetable world) of video games.
Indiana Jones game? Ouch.
Imagine taking one of your favorite movie characters…(begin stupid, out-of-touch, corporate asswipe voice: "oh who are the kids into these days…Burt Reynolds?") ...and sticking him in an awfully pedestrian punch-and-kick-fest. Add in a voice actor that is apparently trying to sound like John fucking Wayne as opposed to Harrison Ford and you’ve got yourself quite an annoyance. Rental at best.
I’m off to chop up some Brussels Sprouts.
