DICK LOVING BITCHES 8
I'll fully admit that I'm not the brightest salmon in the river, but I DO have a bigger dick than most fish, so that helps to overcome my ignorance sometimes. I'll especially admit it now that I've been fully duped by the cleverly-named
Dick Loving Bitches series.
You see, I found these things floating down by the beaver dam (lord only knows why the beavers needed porn, but fuck 'em. They're beavers) and being the egocentric fish that I am, I totally thought they were about me. You know, the whole "Dick" thing... Aaaanyway, I see the cover for
Dick Loving Bitches 8 with this big spread open twat on it, with a caption that reads "Insert Penis Here"...
So I'm humping this thing for a good twenty minutes before I realize I'm trying to screw a box cover...and I eventually stop. Well, that and this school of perch saw me, and well... it's really embarrassing when a perch catches you mounting a DVD box behind a rock. Fucking humiliating, honestly. Rather than sticking my prick into the box, I stuck the DVD into my crap-tastic player and gave it a look-see.
Holy haddock!
Dick Loving Bitches 8 is chock full of ... well, you guessed it... Dick loving bitches...and some HOT ones too. Normally, these compilation series videos suck the algae out of a dead duck's ass, but these are REALLY good. It's four hours of some of the BEST fuck footage committed to film and/or video...and I'm speaking purely as a fish who's seen some good...and some awful...smut.
Alrighty, now if you'll excuse me I have a few more of these to look at. Be back in a splash!
