DICK LOVING BITCHES 10
...Can't...Swim...Anymore...
Fins...hurt...too...much...
For the record, my walking-upright amigos, whenever you see a smut flick with the words
Dinner is served plastered on the front of the box, and the picture over it is a ditzy-looking blonde getting sprayed in the face with human splooge... it's a good fucking movie.
Goddamn those beavers man, I don't know WHERE they got
Dick Loving Bitches 10 (or any of the other
Dick Loving Bitches DVDs for that matter), but I have GOT to find out who's supplying those furry little shits with product, because this stuff is outstanding!
I watched the first few of these DVDs with utter shock for the quality of the spank material, but when I saw
The TENTH one in the series, I began to swim in circles...really fast.
Why, you ask?
Honestly, I don't know. I'm not terribly bright, and it seemed like a good idea at the time...and I don't have any arms and I have this bick fucking dick that I can't do anything with
SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME, ALRIGHT?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.
It's really a great DVD though.
Lucky beavers.
