CONFESSION
Gorilla know Spanish. Gorilla say "ILL NIÑO = ILL BUENO". How many Gorillas you know learn how to speak Spanish?. You say 'only you, Gorilla' or Gorilla do Columbian necktie on you. That where Gorilla puch hole in stupid throat and pull tongue out hole for making fun of Gorilla.
Bossman says Gorilla have to listen to new Ill Niño CD because band from Noo Jersey... same state as bossman. Gorilla want new jersey. New tank top, really. This one smell like bananas and gorilla shit from when gorillas have shit throwing party last weekend. Bossman says Gorilla has to give 'opposable thumbs up' to Ill Niño CD before new tank top show up. Then bossman giggle. Gorilla think that if bossman on this side of cage, he not giggle. Keep laughing bossman. Gorilla no forget you laughing.
Gorilla feet tap very happy when new Ill Niño CD called
Confession start to play. Gorilla have confession. Gorilla think this CD much better than first Ill Niño CD. Band writing better songs this time. Songs that make Gorilla fists pump on chest and Gorilla legs jump up and down. Singer says "Fuck" a lot in first song. "Fuck" always a good song for angry human heavy metal bands...makes angry human teenagers think band is cool when they say it. Gorilla also like "How Can I Live". Song is from
Freddy Vs. Jason movie soundtrack. Gorilla like that movie. Jason look a little like big stupid gorilla with hockey mask and machete. Gorilla wish for machete to throw at bossman sometimes.
Confession filled with Latin beats and loud guitars. Very different sounding band for Gorilla, and makes Gorilla feet tap happy. Gorilla not understand why takes six humans to make this music. Could have done it with three guys and migrant worker from Nicaragua. Gorilla thinks two guys are just chubby friends from high school trying to get laid. Gorilla understand. Gorilla chubby in high school too, so Gorilla have sympathy for fat guys wanting to be in band to get laid by skinny white human girls.
Gorilla likes girls with big boobs and no brain.
