SOMETHING WICKED
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW DAMMIT!
Look, I'm a busy fish. I have places to swim, other salmon to try and mate with (which of course requires me to swim upstream...which I can't do very easily because of this enormous bulge in my jockstrap), so watching porn is only ONE thing on a long laundry list of shit I have to take care of.
With that said, H O L Y - M A C K E R E L!!! Would you look at the pieces of non-fish ass that are getting slapped and drilled in
Something Wicked? They're outstanding!
I mean, I didn't even get to the scene with
Krystal Steal before I wanted to explode all over the beaver damn. Fuck those beavers. Serve's 'em right for
holding out on me last time...but I digress.
Herschel Savage does his thing in the first scene, but it's not until sex scene number two, which takes place in a strip club, that gets your fins all fluffy. When I tell you that I nearly jumped through the TV screen to try and mount this red-head on the dance floor, I am not lying. Your fins will be sore from whacking when you see this cutie get rammed in the keyster by someone who I can only describe as "lucky sonofafish".
If you DON'T
own this movie, or if you haven't
tried to download it yet... well, you might as well just sign yourself up for ballerina lessons now.
