FASHIONISTAS

WOW. Wowee-wow-wow. I am a convert. I used to think any porno director who wasted money shooting an adult flick on 35MM FILM was a bonafide lunatic, or an egomaniac. I don't personally know John Stagliano (otherwise known as Buttman, and the president of Evil Angel Video, but I would venture to say that he's neither...but you never know. One introduction and the whole thing could go sour...Aaaanywho...

Fashionistas is by far, the BEST...and I do mean THE BEST adult FILM I have seen in a LOOOOONG time. There IS a story, for the record, but I don't give a shit about any of it. Here's a brief synopsis if you care:
"a dramatic mystery love story that takes our lead character, Antonio, an Italian fashion designer, on a wild sexual ride into the underground S&M scene. His guide is Helena and his phantom obsession is Jesse.".

That's about all you need to know. Hit fast-forward and guess your way through the dialogue. It doesn't matter what they're saying.

When you get to the sex scenes, STOP!..and pay close attention. These are some of the wildest, raunchiest, dirtiest, greatest, most fantastic sex scenes ever filmed. There's a lot of S&M (WAY more than I've ever paid attention to), but when it's softened with lots of blowing, sucking, fucking, and ass-tonguing, it's a lot more bearable.

Fashionistas makes everyone look pretty...even the chubby chicks...especially when their asses are being slapped red...because it was shot on 35MM film, and that makes everything look purtier.

Bella Donna, who we interviewed recently, could just be the most fantastic chick in this movie. Her ass is capable of swallowing things I've never imagined. Who thought up the 15-inch glass dildo anyway?

Team her up with the following cast:
Caroline Pierce |
Chelsea Blue |
Friday |
Gia |
Kate Frost |
Manuel Ferrara |
Monique |
Rocco Siffredi |
Sharon Wild |
Taylor St. Claire

...and you've got yourself one HELL of a movie!