RETRO LUST
I remember back in the day (about ten years ago), when I was still a baby Salmon with a modest penis, and I swam about in the video store aquarium with my other fishy brothers and sisters, every time a mainstream television show or movie would hit big, in no time, a porno parody would emerge. Anyone ever see 'The FlintBones'? What about 'Forrest Hump'? You get the picture.
Gina Lynn has moved into parody land with her latest offering,
Retro Lust, from the fine folks at Pleasure Productions. This DVD 'fell into the river' over the weekend (and by 'fall into the river' I mean 'I jumped out of the water and snatched it out of some poor fisherman's tackle box'. Screw him for putting porn in his tackle box!) If you saw
Blast From The Past with Brendan Fraser, Alicia Silverstone, and the mighty Christopher Walken, then you know the story line: Paranoid man hides wife in uderground bunker. Lives in bunker for decades. Family finally emerges in present day to an unfamiliar world. That's about it...only with a lot of fucking...and with
Herschel Savage.
Speaking of fucking...the sex in this movie is fucking top-notch. In addition to
Gina Lynn, we also see that 2003 Female Performer of the Year (whatever that means)
Aurora Snow is delivering some of the hottest, kinkiest, sweatiest sex scenes committed to video today...or at least video that I've seen...in the river.
Deep-throating, sixty-nining, sucking, fucking, and you name it... all with big 1950's clothing...and guys with penises bigger than mine. I don't know why, but that STILL gets me. Sonsofishes.
