SHADOW ZONE
Gorilla find new
STATIC-X CD in bag near dead man outside cage. Gorilla not say how man died, but will say Gorilla inspired by recent white tiger attack in Las Vegas. Down with the man in the silver suit!
Gorilla always like Static-X music. Makes Gorilla head cock to one side and eyes roll back into gorilla skull and gorilla feet tap happy. Gorilla no like static cling. Makes Gorilla stinky shirt stick to fur. Blue sparks flying into bananas is fun. Stupid guard no use fabric softener on Gorilla tank top. Gorilla shock girl gorilla during mating ritual, and now she not talk to me because blue sparks burn hair off butt. Gorilla express anger to guard. Guard laugh at gorilla and gorilla sexual frustration. Gorilla throw guard into lion den. Who laughing now, stupid guard?
Static-X CD filled with more hummable music than other Static-X disc. Maybe this because band is happy to have new guitar player taken from DOPE. Maybe Static-X guys get to have more sex than Gorilla, so that makes them happy enough to write happy songs. Gorilla need to get laid. Maybe Static-X CD will help Gorilla get have more sex with girl gorillas. Especially now that blue sparks not shooting out of gorilla fingers.
