KISS SYMPHONY: THE DVD
Boss man give Gorilla new
KISS DVD, and tell Gorilla "here gorilla, go review this latest entry into the Kiss marketing monster." Gorilla no like monsters. Last monster Gorilla see was big half-lion, half rhinocerous thing that show up at zoo a few years ago. Other gorillas laugh and say it just fat human lady in ugly leopard bathing suit. Gorilla no believe, so gorilla throw poo at half-lion, half rhino monster. Monsters are scary.
Kiss no scare Gorilla. Only when makeup is off and Gorilla see old Jewish men with bad hairpieces do gorilla get scared. Back, back old balding accountants in leather pants!
Kiss go to Australia to play songs with orchestra. Kiss songs with orchestra is like bananas with ice cream. Yummy to have sometimes, but all the time makes stomach feel yucky. Gorilla stomach get all poopy when eat too much ice cream. One time Gorilla have too much peanut butter fudge and make runny poo in cage. Stink other gorillas out of cage and give guards big mess to clean up. Was ok, because Gorilla use tank top to clean up butt. Gorilla ask bossman for new
Foundry tank top, but boss man too cheap or too forgetful. New tank top never show up, and old one smell like gorilla poo and banana mush.
Ace no play with KISS this time in Australia. Ace think Kiss should call it quits after
Farewell Tour. 'Farewell' sound final to Gorilla. Why come back after say 'Farewell'? Maybe Gorilla ask Gene Simmons when he come to zoo with piece of ass stripper. Strippers fun to play with. Sometimes they break when Gorilla play with boobies too much. Broken stripper like broken banana. Little fun, but need to get new one before old one gets brown and smelly.
