SPRINGHEAD MOTORSHARK
Gorilla have some guilty pleasures. Gorilla like picking nose and eating it. Gorilla also like candy corn. Gorilla also like fighting with big snake in other part of zoo. Stupid snake. Gorilla also like listen to cheese hair rock bands sometimes...when no other gorillas around. Gorilla have large pile of concert T-shirts from bands like CINDERELLA, WINGER, and uhh... BRITNY FOX. Most smell like poo and/or bananas.
Boss man give Gorilla new Britny Fox CD,
Springhead Motorshark to listen to. What is 'Springhead Motorshark'? Gorilla not know. Gorilla fight with shark one time at zoo. Shark look at Gorilla and laugh with big stupid teeth. Gorilla jump into shark tank and bite stupid shark in stupid tail.
CD start out with cool crunch riff. "Pain" and "Freaktown" make Gorilla feet tap happy and head bounce up and down. These songs worth having CD for. Thank you boss man.
Then ballads start.
So many ballads on this CD. Other gorillas hear ballads through walkman headphones and start laughing at Gorilla. Not even good ballads. Stupid ballads like stupid shark. Other gorillas point and laugh and throw poo at Gorilla for listening to stupid ballads. Gorilla no like being laughed at, so throw poo back. Four laughing gorillas make more poo than just Gorilla alone. So now Gorilla covered in other gorilla poo, and CD not over. Still more ballads playing. Was going to give this better review but the ass-kicking prevented that.
Gorilla still not know what "Springhead Motorshark" is.
