EROTIQUE
Holy mackerel! Until now, I had very little reason to believe that anyone daffy enough to spend more than a hundred bucks and a bag of blow to produce a porno flick wasn't insane...but I gots to say that this Nic Andrews fella is beginning to win this fish over. Once you get passed the fact that you have to sit through some mindless plot stuff,
Erotique really delivers.
First of all, for a human chick,
Jesse Jane is outstanding. Gorgeous face and a dumper worth swimming upstream for. Stick her in a scene with the ever-doable
Bella Donna, and my friends, you will be swimming in circles, chasing your fins for hours on end.
There's a great scene where Ashley gets shtupped through her fishnet leggings, and considering this film is very pretty to look at, the scene just seems that much better... to my fish eyes, that is.
The movie goes a little
Eyes Wide Shut at that point, when Jesse comes up on this party where everyone's wearing masks. Jesse goes down on a guy named...get this... DICK DELAWARE... HAHAHAHAHAHA... holy crap, that makes my gills hurt from giggling.
If you like Jesse Jane's work (and if you think she's an amazing piece of tail), then you need to pick this up. It's not the most hardcore thing out there, but damn, it's the prettiest thing this fish has seen since... this cute perch I caught hanging down my end of the river last week.
