UNDERCOVER OPERATIONS
Oh joy. Another porno flick with a plot. It's times like these that make me sorry I risked life and fin to sneak into beaver country to grab some o' there smut stash. Skin flicks with plots make this fish hit the fast-forward button...every flippin' time, my friends.
HOWEVER...there are always reasons to take your lip, fin, and/or enormous penis OFF the fast-forward button, and
Undercover Operations gave me reasons...several of them.
Nikki Benz is without question one of the hottest pieces of Canadian tail to surface in a while... well, except for that fine Atlantic Salmon I saw swimming by my end o' the river last week. I SOOO wanted to mate with that chick, but NOOOOOO, I got this big fucking dick that bangs against the rocks and kills my momentum every fucking time, and I'm so Goddamn frustrated that I can't take it anymore, so don't fuck with me I don't care how much bigger than me you are, you ass!
Sorry. Sorry, that was inappropriate. Anyway, back to the flick.
Undercover Operations is Nikki Benz's movie, but there's some quality ass surrounding her. There's the ever-googly
Gina Lynn, another one of our victims,
Krystal Steal, and this piece of human tail named
Pantera...not the band. Someone tell Gorilla. That furry putz is bound to smash someone about the head and neck when he finds out some chick is using the name of one of his favorite bands. Speaking of him, can SOMEONE please clean his cage more than once a week. That big bastard eats about fifty bananas a day, and when he shits, he shits A LOT. When the dopes don't clean the cage, the stink starts to bother him...so he throws the poo. Where does the poo land, you ask?
In my li'l patch of river, that's where. NOTHING, and I do mean NOTHING breaks concentration of trying to swim upstream like being nailed by flying gorilla poo. So once again, I beg... Someone clean his cage.
I've got a movie to swim in circles to
