Gorilla no like to see Gorilla Grandma have sex with hairy Gorilla Grandpa. Gorilla think these movies were filmed before they even had Gorilla. Gorilla say porn is supposed to be filmed in LA after 1970 and in color. Gorilla no think porn should be Ava Gardner. Gorilla doesn't think pictures in NY Post should be hotter than pictures in porn movie. Gorilla freaked out that everybody on movie is dead by now. Gorilla no have sex with dead Gorilla.
Gorilla write Necromancer in shit on cage floor. Gorilla no like sex with Golden Girls. Gorilla perplexed, Gorilla didn't know they had DVD's in the 1910's. Gorilla go to bed confused once again.